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A man is walking through the recreation ground of his local park when he notices a huge fight in full fury on the football pitch he is passing.
"What's going on?", he asks a spectator watching from the side-lines.
The other replies "It's a match between the Masons and the Knights of St Columbus."
"What's the score?" asks the first man.
"I don't know, it's a secret."

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The Chairman of the Lodge Committee who, by tradition, happens to be the Senior Warden in my lodge, was hospitalised and unable to attend the committee meeting. In the morning he was pleased to receive a get-well message from the secretary, which read: 'The committee took a decision to express their sincere good wishes for a speedy and complete recovery.
Six in favour, three against, one abstension.

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Have you heard of the Lodge that was holding its meetings in the ball room of the local hotel while its building was undergoing renovations?
One night a traveling salesman asked the desk clerk who all those men going into the room were.
The desk clerk replied: "Oh, those are the Masons."
The salesman said: "Oh, I've always wanted to join that lodge. Do you think they would let me in?"
"Oh, no," said the clerk. "They're awful exclusive. Why, you see that poor guy standing outside the door with a sword? He's been knocking for six months and they still won't let him in!!!"

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