The Right Worshipful Master
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, Is more powerful than an Intercity Express
Is faster than a speeding bullet, Walks on water.
Gives policy to God
The Worshipful Senior Warden
Leaps short buildings with a single bound, Is more powerful than a goods train.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on the water if the sea is calm.
Talks with God
The Worshipful Junior Warden
Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind.
Is almost as powerful as a goods train
Is faster than a speeding airgun pellet.
Walks on water of a swimming pool.
Talks with God if special dispensation is given.
The Senior Deacon
Barely clears a garden hut
Loses a tug-of-war with a train
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God
The Junior Deacon
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings.
Is run over by trains
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Doggie paddles,
Talks with the animals
The Inner Guard
Runs into buildings Recognizes trains two out of three times.
Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life vest.
Talks to walls
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
Says "Look at the choo choo's" Wets himself with a water pistol.
Plays in mud puddles,
Mumbles to himself
Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks trains off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance.
He is God !